Whispering of The Class

Thursday, December 24, 2009

*[[ USTAZ DA BALEK!! ]]*

okey peeps.. 1stly..

Assalamualaikom..

Huhu.. ok what's next?

2ndly, ustaz da pulang =) da selamat tunaikan haji.. alhamdulillah..
ucaplah alhamdulillah..
syukur kita kepada Allah..

okey.. SINCE someone says that blog ni maken berhabok, let me update some jokes.. Takkan aku nk update pasal life aku kat blog ni plak kan?

So, here are some jokes for u to laugh (kalao tak laugh, force urself pls.. haha)

Joke one:

jack asked," dad, can u explain how i was born in modern terms?"

His dad thought for a while and said," well i met ure mum online and we began chatting. we got together and i uploaded a file into her hard drive. but i didn't turn on my firewall and she wasn't using an antivirus. Day by day, u grew kb by kb and 9 months later, u were born.

jack thought about it and said," so im a virus?"

Joke two:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Joke Three:

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Joke Four:

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car.

Man 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Man 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Joke Five:

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol.

Joke Six:

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Joke Seven:

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Joke Eight:

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
Is he crying?

Joke Nine:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Joke Ten:

A Singh wanted to join a star party. The man guarding the door asked him a two questions as a password to get in.. He asked the Singh:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
The guard said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...'
The guard lets him in without another word.

Joke Eleven:

Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for
blood test'
The second Singh asked, So? Are you afraid? '
He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger'
Hearing this, the second Singh started crying..
The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'

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